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Level 0 — The Pitch

It's 6:47 AM. You haven't opened your laptop. Your phone buzzes.

Morning. The garage has a corner of cardboard boxes from the dishwasher delivery back in March. Want to break them down and toss them today? Recycling pickup is Thursday. Should take 8 minutes. Worth it.

You say yes. It walks you through it. Asks if you want to text your wife so she knows the recycling will be out. Reminds you the new dog food order is on its way — you might want to save one of those boxes for the empty bag.

That's your Chief of Staff.

A week with one

Five small things killed. Two important people called. One subscription dead. One emotional weight gone.

That's a week.

Stack 52 of those together. That's a year. Stack ten years. That's a different life.

What it costs

What it doesn't cost

A note before you start

The week above is what life looks like after your Chief of Staff knows you — your family, your projects, your inbox, your annoyances. That's a few weeks in, not Day 2.

On Day 2 it's brand new. You'll need to tell it things. That's fine. That's how every relationship starts.

Ready?

Open levels/01-install.md. About 20 minutes from now you'll have your Chief of Staff hired. Tomorrow morning you'll do your first ritual.

— Bob